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Uh, I like the Simpson!!!

...And in my view the Simpsons should be taken off the air NOW! In fact, all but the first eight seasons should be ret-conned and taken out of video stores! No, scratch that! The series itself--or any other fictional narrative for that matter--should never have been on the air in the first place! All films and television programs should be factual documentaries, for truth is stranger than fiction! What do you think of THAT?! FICTION IS DISTORTION! FACT IS FAR SUPERIOR! BLACK IS WHITE! NIGHT IS DAY!